This is the hardest step. Press Register. Agree to those terms, you're only signing your life away, then fill in the information. It is simple, you must fill the information. At this point, you must proceed to step two, which is...
Go to the email you specified when registering. Hopefully you didn't put in a fake one. In your email, you should have received an email about registering your account. Simply follow the instructions within the email, and finish this step. Don't worry, it's not meta-physics or anything too complicated. If you did not receive an email, then you probably filled the information wrong, or the email might not have been sent. Give it somewhere between 42 seconds to 9000 seconds to complete (should be instantaneous though).
On, http://www.rtheone.net/forum/, press login. Fill in your username and password, and press "Login" or Enter. It is simple. At this point, you are now a part of our forum. Remember to post and be active!
A little of both. Some tend to be serious, but some also enjoy being completely random. It's really up to you to decide. These rules aren't serious whatsoever.
If you prove yourself to be "Awesome," then I will give you Awesome, which comes with the free ability to have a cool rank and access to an awesome rules-free forum.
Awesome. I am Rtheone, the man who starts things. But that's not important, what is important is that you stop reading these rules and start posting. This forum's nothing without people.